Number of times he's pooped in the house: 3
Number of times he's pooped outside: 0
Number of times he's peed in the house: 5
Number of times he's peed in the house somewhere OTHER than the oriental rugs: 0
Number of times he's thrown up in the house: 1
Number of kisses he's given and received: 1,000,000,000,000
BON JOUR, ABBOTT! (Apparently he's French. We know this because he French kisses us all day and night.)
In Need of: Anti-depressants. He's all WTF?? Who brought the new guy? GET HIM AWAY FROM MY TOYS!!!
Murders and puppies and failed selfies.
15 hours ago